(Dang ol icon made by somebody named Hollsk, but I gots it from Whitetrash101...good interweb site.)
I AM A REPUBLICAN AND AN AMERICAN so if you can't handle that then git your liberal ass offa my webpage thing. This is a MAN's interweb site BOY...you don't have standing.
I'm a real ol' boy, just like that Cliff Yablonowski or President Georgie Bush. Yeah. I don't drive no Jap car and I don't drink no pansy ass imported beer. I don't do no internet meet ups with no weirdos, I'm just here to tell the world what's right. And I know about weirdos after my cousin got abducted by the aliens, that shit screwed him up I tell you what. I played high school football and made all county at Offensive Lineman.
I went and married my high school sweetheart Luanne after I done knocked her up. I'm a RIGHT BAPTIST and not one of you hippie unitarian atheists.
You Are 91% American
You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. Tough and independent, you think big. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!